Nine minutes, Scully. Do you remember the last time you were missing nine minutes?

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

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devotionii:

devotionii:

devotionii:

devotionii:

devotionii:

i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed

i have hit first base

im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base

he accepts my facebook friend request

HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN

he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today

i did it

i made a home run

we did it kids

he nodded at me in the hallway we’re practically married with kids

zmrbombasticayn:

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

ok looking

pleatedjeans:

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lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

spring break forever bitches

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becomethevillainx3:

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solarbeans:

What fandoms looks like to tumblr users

What fandoms looks like to non-tumblr users

ACCURATE.

ACCURATE AS HELL.

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thecityofpawnee:

you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on